Sunday, 6/19/11: "A Welcome Silence"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/20/opinion/20mon4.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha211

Verlyn Klinkenborg likes to wear orange plastic earmuffs. Sometimes Verlyn Klinkenborg forgets to take off his orange plastic earmuffs. Verlyn Klinkenborg might be wearing his orange plastic earmuffs right now!

Sunday, 5/22/11: "Tomorrow to Pastures New"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/22/opinion/22sun3.html?ref=opinion

Verlyn Klinkenborg moved his horses from his pasture to the pasture next door, and he wonders how they feel about that.

Sunday, 4/24/11: "What the Season Returns"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/24/opinion/24sun3.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha211

Verlyn Klinkenborg's bees died, but he bought some new bees.

Monday, 4/4/11: "Gains and Losses"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/04/opinion/04mon4.html?_r=1&ref=verlynklinkenborg

You know all the snow that was on Verlyn Klinkenborg's farm a while ago? Well, it's not there anymore.

Sunday, 3/13/11: "Marvel and Persistence"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/13/opinion/13sun3.html?_r=1&ref=opinion

Verlyn Klinkenborg can't believe his chore coat is always hanging on the same hook every day. He wishes he himself were so "perdurable."

Saturday, 2/19/11: "The Virtual Attic"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/19/opinion/19sat2.html?ref=verlynklinkenborg

Verlyn Klinkenborg got a new computer and longs for "a stack of 5.25-inch disks and 3.5-inch disks and zip disks and CDs" to remember his old computers by.

Saturday, 2/12/11: "The Mob at the Feeders"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/13/opinion/13sun4.html?ref=verlynklinkenborg

Verlyn Klinkenborg hates, hates, hates starlings. He "look[s] for a reason to admire them...but it's no use." Seriously, fuck starlings.